Here Be Monsters Sticker—new!

The iconic HBM logo, printed on transparent vinyl. They look at nice nearly anywhere.

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Here Be Monsters Underwater Shirt, light blue, with blue letters

HBM Underwater Shirt

Fish, octopus, urchins and a sunken building. Designed by Emilius Martinez of Animasus

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Here Be Monster Sticker with reflective holographic finish. Sticker depicts an open can full of worms with a fork swirling them like spaghetti

Can o’ Worms Sticker

Because HBM is a real can of worms.

Holographic sticker designed by Violet Reed.

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Here Be Monsters Host, Jeff Emtman, wearing the HBM "Call Us" Sweatshirt, squatting next to some plants.

“Call us” Sweatshirt

A real conversation starter of a sweatshirt. Loved by lovers and worriers. Available in many colors.

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A book called "Beautiful Stories about Dead Animals" held in front of a window.

Beautiful Stories about Dead Animals

— Book

A book version of the episodes by the same name. A collaboration with Kryssanne Adams.

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The Here Be Monsters logo carved into a raw steak. Printed on paper and pictured on a wooden table.

HBM Meat Poster

A celebration of awful and beautiful things.

Designed by Adam Fein.

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Two people wearing the Here Be Monsters Circles Shirt. One of them looks about to lick a small knife.

HBM Circles Shirt

Be safe with knives!

Designed by Adam Fein.

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👇 Emeritus Merch 👇

A person wears the Here Be Monsters Bleach Shirt in front of a shower of glitter

HBM Bleach Shirt (sold Out)

The first ever piece of Here Be Monsters merch. No longer available, but here’s Jeff’s process, if you want to make your own. 👇

Watch: how to make a bleach Stencil shirt
A Here Be Monsters Podcast sticker on a piece of marble.

Here Be Monsters Sticker—2015 Vintage (Sold Out)

Sold out! Thanks for buying them all :)